I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Someone shattered a urinal.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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