Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.