There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order