So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i need some magic done to my vagina
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.