ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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