And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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