Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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