she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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