I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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