There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Boobs speak an international language.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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