i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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