It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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