just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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