So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
