I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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