i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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