Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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