The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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