would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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