It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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