Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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