dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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