i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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