i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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