Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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