No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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