so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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