He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
