Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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