I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She even gives head with a lisp.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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