Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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