I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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