You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I had to cum in my sink.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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