Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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