Kiss
Puke
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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