This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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