My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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