I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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