I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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