no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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