No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
And then he peed in my hair
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