yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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