And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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