Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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