really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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