i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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