i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize