We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Randomize
