I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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