Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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