She's JV to your varsity
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
where are you?
Hypothermia
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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