she was so not down for the gang bang
and you said cock pushups were impossible
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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