Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
