If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize
