Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face

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(+44): View more from England

Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.

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(831): View more from California

tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better

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(208): View more from Idaho

I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left

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(606): View more from Kentucky

So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with

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(586): View more from Michigan

So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here

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