Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You're like the curious george of whores
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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